Aussie Love Song

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TJ's Dad

A lady pops up and look at how eloquent Frank becomes and then Mr Cool (well known handbag user) explains the situation with great gusto ... both becoming "Toffs" i reckon !!

Now Holly as to how the pic came about ... we were having a BBQ n a quiet drink or 25, my dear wife (TJ's Mum) plied me with liquor to the point i had to relieve myself, hence i was behind the gum tree , she suggested i give the tree a hug , obviously in colusion with the said Mr Cool as he was the one who posted the pic first ... but as you know 'paybacks are sweet'
Mr Cool knows only too well his day is coming !!!  :wink:  :wink:

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I\'d rather a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomomy !!!

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Lithgow-Mick

Quote from: "Holly Carter"You Ozzie Boys sound like Romantic types.
You better believe it baby.  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
If its not a Flattie
Then it wouldn,t pull a Sailor
Off Ya Sister

Anonymous

I am worried you guys have lost the Plot. Poems and stuff and flirting with a nice Lady.

Hello Holly. How you doin ?

Anonymous

Quote from: "MrTJ's Dad"A lady pops up and look at how eloquent Frank becomes and then Mr Cool (well known handbag user) explains the situation with great gusto ... both becoming "Toffs" i reckon !!

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Well I must say at least MrCool and Mr38Hauler are being polite to Ms Holly.

Lithgow-Mick

Quote from: "Holly Carter"I love your poem ( Pome ? ) Straya. Choco. LOL. Reminds me of the Comedian Austen Tayshus and Auatrayliana and vegimite come to. LOL.
Holly.
Now I just finished writting a poem, and after seeing how the women like poems, I'm gunna call this one, The Ballad Of Holly Carter.  :lol:  :lol:
If its not a Flattie
Then it wouldn,t pull a Sailor
Off Ya Sister

TJ's Dad

There was a young bloke from Lithgow

Who had a flattie that cud really go

At the drags he loved to nail her

But not on the road as she travelled by trailer

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I\'d rather a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomomy !!!

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VHRA Member.

Lithgow-Mick

I'll get back to you on that one.  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

If its not a Flattie
Then it wouldn,t pull a Sailor
Off Ya Sister

Mr Cool

Quote from: "TJ's Dad"A lady pops up and look at how eloquent Frank becomes and then Mr Cool (well known handbag user) explains the situation with great gusto ... both becoming "Toffs" i reckon !!
Thems big words from an old geezer Mike....
Mike is well known for stealing all the chocky biscuits too, so be careful if he ever shows his mug around at your place.
As for the handbag, that started out as a pic under construction of my tudor, and hanging from the chassis rail was a trans cooler, but with the lines attached someone suggested it was a handbag, Mike and his leather collection parted with a particular article and donated it to me for the purpose of taking foters, but keeps on taking it back after every meet. Bloody indian-giver. :roll:  :lol:
QuoteNow Holly as to how the pic came about ... we were having a BBQ n a quiet drink or 25, my dear wife (TJ's Mum) plied me with liquor to the point i had to relieve myself, hence i was behind the gum tree , she suggested i give the tree a hug
Yeah, thats YOUR story, but we all know the truth Mike.
Quoteobviously in colusion with the said Mr Cool as he was the one who posted the pic first ... but as you know 'paybacks are sweet'
As if I would plan such a wicked thing on you with your wife, how dare you. It was all her idea (now that'll get em going :D ) It took her 3 weeks to send it to me coz YOU kept hanging around like a bad smell every time she got on the peecee.
BTW, I'll be waiting for it.
QuoteMr Cool knows only too well his day is coming !!!  :wink:  :wink:
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Yeah, my day is coming, its called a birthday Mike, my day to sit back and relax, but keep in mind yours is only a week after mine.  :D  :D
Anything you plan will be paid back too.  :wink:
Im nobody, right?
And dont forget, nobody\'s perfect.

Mr Cool

Quote from: "TISOK"Well I must say at least MrCool and Mr38Hauler are being polite to Ms Holly.
that is until we get to know how much crap she can take.  :lol:  :lol:
Hey Ralph, youve been known to be a poetic type, how about a poem for the tree-hugger?
Im nobody, right?
And dont forget, nobody\'s perfect.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Mr Cool"
that is until we get to know how much crap she can take.  :lol:  :lol:

Does you wife now about me MrCool.  :lol: An Internet affair ? :lol: LOL.

This could be fun.  :wink:

Holly.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Mr Cool"
Hey Ralph, youve been known to be a poetic type, how about a poem for the tree-hugger?

Put me on the spot MrCool.....

How about the Fellow called MrCool who believed his hand bag
was the place for carrying his tools.
Only a fool, could put a tool in his handbag.

Lithgow-Mick

Quote from: "Holly Carter"
Does you wife now about me Lithgow-Mick.  :lol: An Internet affair ? :lol: LOL.

This could be fun.  :wink:

Holly.
:shock:  :shock:  :shock:
If its not a Flattie
Then it wouldn,t pull a Sailor
Off Ya Sister

Anonymous

Boys Please Stop fighting over me. :oops:

After all you do not know me at all. :shock:  :?

Holly.

And Mick I do not go out with Guys that need trailers for the Rod. :lol:  LOL.

Lithgow-Mick

Quote from: "Holly Carter"
And Mick I do not go out with Guys that need trailers for the Rod. :lol:  LOL.
Well thats great, cause my 32 has NEVER been ona Trailor.  :wink:
If its not a Flattie
Then it wouldn,t pull a Sailor
Off Ya Sister

Anonymous

Quote from: "MrLithgow-Mick"
Well thats great, cause my 32 has NEVER been ona Trailor.  :wink:

Hmmmm, Not what we have seen by the photos MrTJ'sDad posted with the trailer.