Aussie Love Song

[TJ's Dad]

Of course I love ya darling

you're a bloody top notch bird

and when I say ur gorgeous

I mean every single word







So ya bum is on the big side

I don't mind a bit of flab

it means that when I'm ready

there's somethin there to grab







So your belly isn't flat no more

I tell ya, I don't care

so long as when I cuddle ya

I can get my arms 'round there







Now a Sheila who is your age

has nice round perky *

they just gave in to gravity

but I know ya did ya best







I'm tellin ya the truth now

I never tell ya lies

I think it's very sexy

that ya'v got dimples on ya thighs







I swear on me nanna's grave now

the moment that we met

I thought u was as good as I

was ever gonna get







No matter wot u look like

I'll always love ya dear

now shut up while the footys on

and get me another beer!


.

[38HAULR]

Another late night at Ampitheatre?............Frank.

[Lithgow-Mick]

You need help mate.      

[Mr Cool]

Im sure Jenny would be flattered at that piece of art Mike.
Youve been on the turps again, havnt you....

[Big G]

Great poem!

Cop This :-

That fly, its looking at me,
I bet I could train it like a flea.
Doing loop the loops
or maybe flying through a hoop.

I'd call him Louie the fly after the TV ad.
We'd be rich and famous like his dad.
We'd go on talk shows doing the tricks.
Might even get on the flicks.

I could get him an outfit like Evel Knievel
He would be known as a  dare devil.
Doing all kinds of dangerous acts,
like flying through a fish net.

Suddenly a wack,
well that the end of that.
My wife's just murdered Louie,
his body is awfully gooey.

Ah well what could I train next?
Something that's not a pest.
A nice red back spider will do,
train it to bite my wife too.

[bcal]

You're all class TJD

[grazza]

I'm betting TJD's class comes at a cost bcal  What was that cost Mike?

[Anonymous]

You Ozzie Boys sound like Romantic types.

[38HAULR]

If that,s romantic,you should see how he hugs trees.......Frank.

[Anonymous]

Sorry You will have to explain the Hug Tree thing to me is this an Ozzie past time LOL.

Holly.

[38HAULR]

No Holly,The practice of tree hugging is the domain of a minority,there was a very touchy feel good shot of a tree hugger on the now departed HRI,one of my compatriots more skilled in computer use may be able to re display the said photo.........Frank.

[choco]

Ah, so it's POMES you want, eh?

[Anonymous]

I love your poem ( Pome ? ) Straya. Choco. LOL. Reminds me of the Comedian Austen Tayshus and Auatrayliana and vegimite come to. LOL.

Holly.

[hotrodmatt]

I love your poem ( Pome ? ) Straya. Choco. LOL. Reminds me of the Comedian Austen Tayshus and Auatrayliana and vegimite come to. LOL.

Holly.

Billy Birmingham was the brains behind that. Sandy just read it out.

[Mr Cool]

Sorry You will have to explain the Hug Tree thing to me is this an Ozzie past time LOL.

Holly.

To explain the situation breifly.
Many moons ago, Mike was trying to give away a free fridge, but as it had no beer in it, no-body wanted it.
I suggested he scrap it, and next thing he is a greenie tree-hugger for recycling his scrap metal, which he has done for many years anyway working as a towie picking up old cars from peoples yards.
This has been carried on for some time now, just keeps getting better all the time.
You know how it goes, the more a story is told, the better it gets.    

The tree-hugger at work.



There were a few pix that someone modified from these, with "tree hugging hot rodders" etc on the back of the jacket.
There were quite a few variants on that theme, as well as a few other good titles but I dont have copies of them unfortunately, and they seem to have been removed from the site that was hosting them.
Maybe Dave can help on this, as I think he done a few of them.