Being A bad boy.. and why I did not drive to the Pile-Up!

[msuguydon]

(WARNING - The following is written to provoke laughter, there is a lot of sarcasm and self deprecating humor, please read the following with a huge boulder of salt)

SO after everyone on this board challenged my manhood because I was scared to drive my car I decided to give the finger to the world, be a bad boy, a rebel and drive my car, wear my black skull jacket, and throw caution to the wind and drive beyond my one hour limit.

SOOOO here goes...

First thing I did was drive my car to the Tattoo joint and get some TATS... I also wore my hat on backward today..

[msuguydon]

One arm of Tats, was not enough... so I got both arms done

[Charlie Chops 1940]

Aaaargh - first day with your new arms, eh? Shoulda got a hook.

Charlie

[msuguydon]

I also decided to DRIVE REALLLY Fast, to * of the cops!!

[Dave]

your so full of s&*T..      I love it.. nothing better than a team member in action...
Dave  

[rx4ord]

And then you ran out of fuel and didn't need an excuse after all ! Dave

[Dave]

by the way.. you need gas.. Ha Ha tell me i sound just like your wife            
Dave  

[msuguydon]

So this is ME saying... HELLL YA!!!! I am one bad * rebel,

[msuguydon]

So I am saying... HEY LITTLE TOWN in INDIANA... Kiss MY bad Boy *

[msuguydon]

I was saying to the world !!  ANDY and Barney F You!!

[msuguydon]

But here is the problem... When I drive my cars... $hit happens.. no Joke.. these are real pictures.. from less than 10 minutes ago...  



If you look close you will see a sheared off lug nut...

I stopped every 20 miles on my way home to tighten lug nuts... the pervious owner used some 1/2, some 5/8 and some 1 inch lugs...

Gotta luv the TUNA Boat...



That DENISE is way I did not drive to The PILE UP!

[msuguydon]

That My friends is a TRUE STORY, the names have been changed to protect the innocent...

this guys wants 12 grand for this.. should I buy it?

[msuguydon]

If this sort of thing continues.. this is what MSUGUYDON...... will look like

[msuguydon]

To complete the Pile-up reference.... here is the pre-requisite "traditional hot rod picture"   although I must say, this is a very Kool Car.

[UGLY OLDS]

Don..Welcome to Team Smart..    To think all this time we thought you were a mild mannered...Laid Back...Normal kinda guy...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  :!:  :!:

 Hey Dave...Are you SURE he didn't visit you last summer