Living wills........

[slocrow]

While I was watching the play off's last weekend, my wife and I got into a conversation about life and death, and the need for living wills.

During the course of the conversation I told her that I never wanted to exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and taking fluids from a bottle.

She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.

.....Sometimes it's tough being married to a smartass

PS: Sorry, I couldn't resist...............Frank

[Dave]

While I was watching the play off's last weekend, my wife and I got into a conversation about life and death, and the need for living wills.

During the course of the conversation I told her that I never wanted to exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and taking fluids from a bottle.

She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.

.....Sometimes it's tough being married to a smartass

PS: Sorry, I couldn't resist...............Frank

Saw that one done on tv a year ago frank... Still funny though  
Dave

[40]

Thanks Frank....That made my morning I have been waiting nearly 3 weeks to get the basement/garage floors poured in the home we're currently building....It was FINALLY my turn Monday morning.I woke up yesterday,turned on the local morning news and the first story is covering the drivers strike at our local concrete plant....I sure am one lucky SOB!I needed a good laugh.......Guess I'll take another day off!

[EMSjunkie]

Ya ALMOST suckered me in..............ALMOST :oops:

that was some funny stuff Frank  

Vance

[rumrumm]

That reminds me of this old Rodney Dangerfield anecdote:

"Ah, I tell ya. I don't get any respect. Take my wife. She's aways using me--even during sex. Why just the other morning she used me to time an egg."

LOL!

[phat rat]

While I was watching the play off's last weekend, my wife and I got into a conversation about life and death, and the need for living wills.

During the course of the conversation I told her that I never wanted to exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and taking fluids from a bottle.

She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.

.....Sometimes it's tough being married to a smartass

PS: Sorry, I couldn't resist...............Frank

I imagine after being married too you for so long it just came naturally to her!