You guys lied to me

[58 Yeoman]

And of course you know the real reason they have oxygen masks?

I thought it was either ether or laughing gas....depending on the projected outcome.
.

[Rayvyn]

did it start around the time you met frank?

later jim

I think it started when he met Carps and started hanging around with us Aussies!

Actually it was knowing Carps and Choco (the Aussie version of Laurel and Hardy) that started the process...

Then I got to know Frank, and the condition went downhill in a hurry... :cry:

The Doc's say there's no hope anymore...It's terminal...

       

[TJ's Dad]

Actually it was knowing Carps and Choco (the Aussie version of Laurel and Hardy)

You got that right !!    

.

[enjenjo]

condition went downhill in a hurry

Down hill? It was more like a short step, about an inch or so. By the way Bry, that stuff on your head? It's whale poop.

[KustomLincolnLady]

Enjenjo!!  It only takes once for the wings to fall off  

Tony, My very first time ever on a plane was a (puddle jumper, or egg beater) as I call it, lol  and it was really windy, I was green. I won't ever get on one of those again. I'll walk first, lol

Bry!  :?  You are a piece of work!!!!   Oh yeah, can I really take my nail clippers  

Vance, Your so right He, (Bry) is so not funny, well some of it was ha ha. But don't tell him.  

Leon, Gee somehow I feel much better knowing that we might have to do a belly slide :cry:

Carps, "to muffle the screaming"  ok 3 pills now, lol  and Im taking Dolly hostage with me!!!

Frank and Phil, You to are a lot of help!!!   Frank, you're paying for that one next time I see ya, lol

And what was I thinking flying in Jan in the midwest!!!  what about all the de-icing  

Debb

[enjenjo]

what about all the de-icing

Not a problem, it melts off in the fire.

[EMSjunkie]

Debb, my suggestion is :

Dramamine and Jack Daniels      

might be a good idea to sew your blood type
inside your shirt.
Makes it easier on us when we arrive at the accident scene.  

just kidding, we usually don't start giving blood on scene    

have a safe trip, bet you have fun in spite of what all of us
have told you.  


Vance

[TJ's Dad]

Flying is a breeze .........

The only thing to watch out for is on landing .. if you hear the plane roar just after touchdown , it's nothing to really panic about ... it just means they overshot the runway and are trying to get skyward again ... so just hang on and maybe pray a little !!

.

[Carps]

Carps, .... Im taking Dolly hostage with me!!!

A sure fire wway to find out who is the air Marshall.

And what was I thinking flying in Jan in the midwest!!!  what about all the de-icing  :shock:Debb

Forgive me if this is in bad taste, but it's a whole lot safer than flying in the east during September.

[Crosley.In.AZ]

Debb, my suggestion is :


might be a good idea to sew your blood type
inside your shirt.

Makes it easier on us when we arrive at the accident scene.

Vance

So , you gonna cut her shirt off and see what is under it??

 

[EMSjunkie]

Debb, my suggestion is :


might be a good idea to sew your blood type
inside your shirt.

Makes it easier on us when we arrive at the accident scene.

Vance

So , you gonna cut her shirt off and see what is under it??

 

Here is a quick lesson for you "non-EMS" folks :


A = airway. you gotta get the air in

B = breathing.  no-brainer

C = circulation.  the red stuff hasta go round and round

D= disability or disease

E= (my favorite) expose and examine

first rule on trauma calls  : remove all restrictive clothing

I love my job  


Vance

[KustomLincolnLady]

Debb, my suggestion is :


might be a good idea to sew your blood type
inside your shirt.

Makes it easier on us when we arrive at the accident scene.

Vance

So , you gonna cut her shirt off and see what is under it??

 

  Geez, there you go again!!!    trying to get help and I get stuff like this from the peanut gallery     always ends up there, lol

[KustomLincolnLady]

what about all the de-icing

Not a problem, it melts off in the fire.

I particularly love this one!!!!!    
and you better stop, you live close enough that I can pay you a visit  :x

[Fat Cat]

what about all the de-icing

Not a problem, it melts off in the fire.

I particularly love this one!!!!!    
and you better stop, you live close enough that I can pay you a visit  :x

I dare yea.  

[Crosley.In.AZ]

Debb, my suggestion is :


might be a good idea to sew your blood type
inside your shirt.

Makes it easier on us when we arrive at the accident scene.

Vance

So , you gonna cut her shirt off and see what is under it??

 

  Geez, there you go again!!!    trying to get help and I get stuff like this from the peanut gallery     always ends up there, lol

Eggscuse me....... we are profishunals here