Pet Peeve

Started by enjenjo, January 08, 2008, 09:21:22 PM

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enjenjo

I am getting tired of trying to remember where the controls are on my various cars. One has the high beam on the turn signal stalk, pull up to activate the high beam, the other has it the same place, but you push down to activate. One has the wipers on the left, the other, has the wipers on the right. One has the cruise control on the steering wheel, the other has the radio controls there. nothing seems to be more distracting that trying to figure out what does what on the particular car I am driving at that minute.

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classicautoresto

I know the feeling....I yanked down on my wife's wiper comtrol about 20 or 30 times on her van to put it in gear. The gearshift is on the dashboard on her KIA. :oops:

Charlie Chops 1940

I'm with you on that...I'm never sure what to expect with a rental. My hot rods are still old tech with stuff where it belongs.

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Jokester

Plus it's hard to get your foot up to that column mounted dimmer switch.

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chimp koose

Have you ever mistakenly gone for second gear on the truck's column shift three on the tree only to realise you are driving the van with column shift automatic? I feel your pain.

chimp koose

I was just thinkin, that last one aughta put me on team smart eh? Or at least on their intellectually disabled list!

moose

Frank,
I totally agree. I think it is a plot against us seasoned drivers. Kids probably do not have the same issues having grown up with game controlleers all having different layouts not not having developed the muscle memoery for the CORRECT control layout we all grew up with....

Tim

Learpilot

Quote from: "moose"Frank,
I totally agree. I think it is a plot against us seasoned drivers. Kids probably do not have the same issues having grown up with game controlleers all having different layouts not not having developed the muscle memoery for the CORRECT control layout we all grew up with....

Tim
I know what you mean about cars. I guess the solution is to have the same type through out your fleet (Chev, Ford, ect.). You need to try Airplanes. We are going 550 mph and no two planes are the same. You can have two Lears and a Falcon and have 300 switches in a different place in everyone. Also we had three different FMS (flight management  systems or GPS ) in each one. They programed differently and they all called fuel by a different name. One was fuel the other one was plan and the other one was flt plan. At one time we had four different type of Airplanes to fly. One day you would be in the a pure jet powered, the next a turboprop and the next a fan jet. One with  round gauges the other with electronic gauges (glass cockpit). The Learjet 45 is the first airplane that I have flown that all of them are the same.
That is just my two cents worth.
Rick Harris

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When I was a young man I drove a fork lift(hi-lo) and the tranny selector was in the same spot as a car would have the trun signal,so when you got off work after driving that thing all day, you would jump in the car push the turn signal up and wonder why the thing won't move! so now when I run down the road and see a car with the blinker on I think he may have drove a fork lift.
Russ

Uncle Bob

Easy solutions Frank.  Pour on the Rain X so you don't need the wipers and do like the Honda drivers around here do.  Never use your turn signals and drive with your brights on all the time.

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Jbird

I solved that problem a long time ago. I only use the three main controls, gas pedal, steering wheel and horn. All those other gizmos just take the pleasure out of commuting.   Jbird 8)
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river1

Quote from: "Jbird"I solved that problem a long time ago. I only use the three main controls, gas pedal, steering wheel and horn. All those other gizmos just take the pleasure out of commuting.   Jbird 8)

i only use two the gas pedal and steering wheel.

in my daily driver i never use my turn signal (i know :oops: ) but when i drive my 48 i reach for the turn signal for every turn. problem is the 48 doesn't HAVE a turn signal.

later jim
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WZ JUNK

Frank, you are a fabricator.  Pick out the set of controls that you like best and then modify the rest of your vehicles so that they are all the same.  Simple solution and it should not take more than a couple of months to do. :lol:

As a side note.  We have about 60 school buses.  There are many different models, years, and makes.  Each one is a little different and some are as different as night and day.  Every time I drive a different one I have to relearn the controls.

John
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purplepickup

Yup, besides having 4 different cars in the house, I use the pool vehicles at work to travel in.  I damned near broke the right hand windshield wiper stalk off the column the other day trying to get a car in gear.  The beater I've been driving this winter has a column shift and this car was a floor shift....or I should say a dash shift.   Then I tried to turn the radio down and couldn't find the volume....same with the heater controls :|  My travelling companions were real impressed  :roll:
George