Did ya hear the one...

[phat46]

...about the Siamese twins from the U.S. that vacationed year after year at the same English hotel. The hotel manager got curious after a few years and asked them..." Do you keep coming back here for the sights?"  "No" replied the twins, we seen everything there is to see here" "Well then it must tbe the great pubs in the area that bring you back every year"  
"No, we don't drink" said the twins. "Ah, must be the fish and chips then" asked the mamager.
"No" they said, "we prefer burgers"
"well then, just what is it that keeps you coming back year after year?"
"well",  the twin on the left replied, motioning to his brother, "its the only time he gets to drive...."  

[tomslik]

it took me a bit to figger that one out  :oops:

[Rayvyn]

A blind man walks into WalMart with his seeing eye dog, stops in the middle of the store, picks the dog up by the tail and starts to spin him around overhead.

A shocked customer runs up and asks the guy if he needs any help.

The guy says "No thanks. I'm just looking around."

[58 Yeoman]

"I see" said the blind man to his deaf/mute daughter, who never answered.

"I see" said the blind man who picked up his hammer and saw.

[parklane]

"I see" said the blind man to his deaf/mute daughter, who never answered.

"I see" said the blind man who picked up his hammer and saw.

I see said the blind man, as he pee'd into the wind, it's all comin back to me now.