You guys lied to me

Started by KustomLincolnLady, December 20, 2005, 08:19:25 PM

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KustomLincolnLady

:shock:  :shock:   That plane fell outta the sky today!!!!!!!!  You said that only helicopters do that!!!!  :roll:
Im gonna need two pills each way now!!!!!!!!!

Debb

enjenjo

That was an extreme case Debb, the wings seldom fall off first. :shock:
Welcome to hell. Here's your accordion.

Crosley.In.AZ

Quote from: "KustomLincolnLady":shock:  :shock:   That plane fell outta the sky today!!!!!!!!  You said that only helicopters do that!!!!  :roll:
Im gonna need two pills each way now!!!!!!!!!

Debb

that was a little puddle jumper. You are getting on a real plane..

Get R Done!
Tony

 Plutophobia (Fear of money)

Rayvyn

Quote from: "KustomLincolnLady":shock:  :shock:   That plane fell outta the sky today!!!!!!!!  You said that only helicopters do that!!!!  :roll:
Im gonna need two pills each way now!!!!!!!!!

Debb

Are you looking to fly or take a magic carpet ride...? :wink:  :D  :D

At least now you'll be able to take your nail clippers...!! :lol:

You stand more of a chance being hurt by getting out of your chair than by flying on a jet. :shock:

Every time the flight attendant walks by, ask her "Are we there yet?" :?

Have fun and enjoy the in-flight movie. :)    (Airport)

And don't get lectured like I did because I asked the pilot after a bouncy landing whether we landed or got shot down... 8)

And ask the flight attendant whether the pilot was Navy or Air Force; that'll give you an idea of what type of landing you'll have... :D  :D  :D

And no matter what they tell you, Oxygen does not come out of the cabin masks when they drop from the compartments in an emergency. The only Oxygen on board goes to the pilots masks. The passengers get straight cabin air along with the attendants... :shock:

You could start a craps game in the galley...  ~:)

Take bets with the people around you and play "Guess who the Air Marshall is"... :?:  :)

Join the "Mile High Club"... 8)  :D  :D

Just keep yourself occupied and you'll be fine... :D
***SFC-Team Smart***
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EMSjunkie

Brian, you arre SO not right  :!:

Funny as heck, but still NOT RIGHT :!:  :!:


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Rayvyn

Quote from: "EMSjunkie"Brian, you arre SO not right  :!:

Funny as heck, but still NOT RIGHT :!:  :!:


Vance

Folks bin tellin' me that fer years, but i doan no why... :?  :D  :D
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river1

Quote from: "Rayvyn"
Quote from: "EMSjunkie"Brian, you arre SO not right  :!:

Funny as heck, but still NOT RIGHT :!:  :!:


Vance

Folks bin tellin' me that fer years, but i doan no why... :?  :D  :D

did it start around the time you met frank? :roll:

later jim
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Dave

Quote from: "river1"did it start around the time you met frank? :roll:

later jim
I think it started when he met Carps and started hanging around with us Aussies!

Leon

Quote from: "Crosley"
that was a little puddle jumper. You are getting on a real plane..
They only have the landing gear fail.  One in L.A. yesterday and one in Boston today   :shock:

Carps

Quote from: "Rayvyn"And no matter what they tell you, Oxygen does not come out of the cabin masks when they drop from the compartments in an emergency. The only Oxygen on board goes to the pilots masks. The passengers get straight cabin air along with the attendants... :shock:

And of course you know the real reason they have oxygen masks?
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To muffle the screaming!    :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Seriously, think about this, lightning never strikes twice, so you've had your aircrash for this month.  Thus your flight should be safe.

FWIW, my very first flight was on a DC10, the morning after an engine fell of a Pan-Am DC10 and it went down in the Pacific, you don't recon I was just a little nervous?   Nowadays, I'd rather catah a plane, any plane, than a city bus.
Carps

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift.

Carps

Alternateley, call the NHSTA or whoever they are and ask them for the road death stats for yesterday.  I'll wager more than double the number of people died in road accidents than in air crashes.   :shock:

I'd even wager than a lot more died in accidents at their work.
Carps

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift.

EMSjunkie

Quote from: "Carps"

I'd even wager than a lot more died in accidents at their work.


So you know about the U.S. Postal system  :shock:


Vance
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Inprimer

Quote from: "KustomLincolnLady":shock:  :shock:   That plane fell outta the sky today!!!!!!!!  You said that only helicopters do that!!!!  :roll:
Im gonna need two pills each way now!!!!!!!!!

Debb
bELIEVE IT OR NOT, YOU ARE way  SAFER IN THE SKY, AT LEAST THERE ARE NO DRUNKS, DRUGGIES  up there, Sorry for the caps,  believe me as a former A/F mech I rather be flying than dealing with * on the ground. Enjoy the flight

slocrow

"You guys lied to me"

Gee, a smart, good looking gal like yourself and a subject line that begs us to believe this could be a first, or at least unexpected? That's the surprise!

Here's a thought, http://www.greyhound.com/ ............... :lol:

Merry Christmas sweetheart.............you to Rob.

PS: I haven't flown in over a decade. I think the same folks that work at my local lube stop are moonlighting as airline mechanics on their off days with these latest rounds of pay cuts and force reductions in the name of competition.
Maybe that's a little harsh but I do worry about cost cutting actions and their probable results!
Tell the National Guard to mind the grocery store...

Crosley.In.AZ

Quote from: "Leon"
They only have the landing gear fail.  One in L.A. yesterday and one in Boston today   :shock:

they also have trouble stopping at times and driving past the end of the runway into traffic... sadly that young boy died.
Tony

 Plutophobia (Fear of money)