Happy St Patricks Day

[TJ's Dad]

May you always have
Walls for the winds,
A roof for the rain,
Tea beside the fire,
Laughter to cheer you,
Those you love near you,
And all your heart might desire!

May you be in
Heaven a half hour before the
Devil knows you're dead!
May your blessings outnumber
The shamrocks that grow,
And may trouble avoid you
Wherever you go.

There are many good reasons for drinking,
One has just entered my head.
If a man doesn't drink when he's living,
How in the hell can he drink when he's dead?

May the best day of your past
Be the worst day of your future.

May you live to be a hundred years
With one extra year to repent.

May those who love us, love us
And those who don't love us,
May God turn their hearts
And if he can't turn their hearts,
May he turn their ankles
So we will know them by their limping!

As you slide down the banister of life,
May the splinters never point in the wrong direction!

May your neighbors respect you,
Troubles neglect you,
The angels protect you,
And Heaven accept you.

May you have:
A world of wishes at your command
God and his angels close at hand
Friends and family their love impart,
And Irish blessings in you heart.

Here's to a long life and a merry one
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer and another one!

May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light,
May good luck pursue you each morning and night,

May the lilt of lush laughter lighten ever road,
May the midst of Irish magic shorten every road.
May you taste the sweetest pleasures
that fortune ever bestowed,
And may all your friends remember
all the favors you are owed.

May your home always be too small to hold all your friends.
God is good, but never dance in a small boat.

May you live as long as you want,
And never want as long as you live.

If you're enough lucky to be Irish...
You're lucky enough!

'Tis better to buy a small bouquet
And give to your friend this very day,
Than a bushel of roses white and red
To lay on his coffin after he's dead.

For each petal on the shamrock
This brings a wish your way-
Good health, good luck, and happiness
For today and every day.

Dance as if no one were watching,
Sing as if no one were listening,
And live every day as if it were your last.



Happy St Pat's Day ... now where's my green beer ?


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[Anonymous]

Top of the mornin to ye Mike.
Happy St Pats Day.

I hear St Pat chased all the Snakes out of Ireland.
Sent one if them to Aust ( if you know what I mean ).

[WZ JUNK]

May the wind at your back, always be your own.

[dollys boyfriend]

may the hairs on your bum turn into drumsticks and beat the crap out of you

[TJ's Dad]

Bluddy Hell ... how'd DB get in here .... reckon he could be a Lurker !! or worse  ... maybe one of the Dreaded 7 !!!    

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[TJ's Dad]

I hear St Pat chased all the Snakes out of Ireland.
Sent one if them to Aust ( if you know what I mean ).

                                   

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[Anonymous]

Pot'a'Gold day.

or

Bucket'n'Sponge day