If a mechanic

[enjenjo]

If a mechanic could design his body he would have at least three arms, with two elbows in each of them. And while we are at it one that would telescope to at least twice the length. Also an ear that could be detached and held closer to the noise. And an eye on a stalk that could look at the other side to see if the bolt has come far enough through the hole to get a nut on it. Maybe put the eye on the telescopic arm.

Any other ideas?

[phat46]

If a mechanic could design his body he would have at least three arms, with two elbows in each of them. And while we are at it one that would telescope to at least twice the length. Also an ear that could be detached and held closer to the noise. And an eye on a stalk that could look at the other side to see if the bolt has come far enough through the hole to get a nut on it. Maybe put the eye on the telescopic arm.

Any other ideas?

How about a double jointed back that could lock in place for long periods of time? Extendable, magnetic fingers? Heat resistant hands...

[chimp koose]

And a source of light at the tip of a finger next to the eye so you can see into deep holes. I would trade some of my hairline to get back my near vision.

[jaybee]

Not to mention a very flexible spine to be able to get under the dashboard among other places without curling too tight to breathe.

[58 Yeoman]

And legs that would extend so your feet would always be on the floor when leaning over the fenders of high trucks.

[Bruce Dorsi]

Let's include being burn-proof, have self-sealing cuts, and not require draining bladder often.

[enjenjo]

Whiskers like a cats in the top and back of your head so you could avoid bumping it.

[chimp koose]

IDJ should draw a sketch of what we would look like with all the additions and we will see if our wives would even let us in the house!

[enjenjo]

We could add some irresistible pheromones. Of course then they wouldn't let us out of the house.

[chimp koose]

lets not ask the women what they would add :oops:

[Pete]

And how about a beer tap coming out somewhere convenient.

[phat46]

I was thinking about that s last night when I couldn't sleep and though hands that rotated 360* at the wristvwould be nice too.😄