Ok please buy my roadster please..

Started by Dave, February 19, 2008, 05:37:27 PM

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EMSjunkie

Quote from: "jusjunk"Sue and I really want a truck.. I found another and this one gave me wood... :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Dave

Now ya gotta watch out fer termites :shock:

Vance
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phat rat

And someone once said you had no taste!  :shock:   I'm sure the red interior and the fact that it has "GOOD BRACKING" power had a part in your desire for it.  8) Now get your bid in on it.  :) Then we can all ohh and ahh over your new ride.  :lol:
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zzford

I like the bumper guards on thr front frame horns. I'd pay $12,000 for them alone.

chopped

Maybe you can work a trade. I'll E-Mail him for ya and try and work something out. :lol:

Charlie Chops 1940

We're gonna give ya wood...a tap up side yer head with a baseball bat. What were they thinking?

Charlie
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kb426

I may have to resign from the team. I think you're talking about the one that is on the HAMB. I click on the link and just about choke. Some things just hurt to look at.  :lol:
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Crosley.In.AZ

the turd has too much red  interior.. hurts my eyes.

Tony

 Plutophobia (Fear of money)

chimp koose

That may never win the Ridler Award but maybe a Recycler Award?

Rayvyn

What more do you want... :?:  :?

It's got V8 written on the side, so it has to have lots of power...

It has a tach that Stevie Wonder could see...

It has a chrome skull with light up eyes on the tailend. That'll enhance your badboy image...

And it has a Tiki hut ceiling. Perfect for when you bring the thing to Florida...

I think those are painted Jeep rims, so it has to be an awesome off-road vehicle too...

That hood scoop is something John Farce would be envious of...

It's in primer with flames. You'd turn on every 14 yr. old Hamber on the planet...

You could get a bumper sticker in Braille that said "If you can feel this you're too close"...

You could drive through the grocery store parking lot after dropping Sue off and hear the cart boys shout "Hey Mister. Nice Rat Truck"...

Tell everyone it was a TV show build on "Cut. Chop. Regurgitate"...

Think how many deer you could fit in the back during hunting season...

Put a large visqueen liner in the back and fill it with water in the summer. You'd have a redneck swimming pool...

Or a large live well for Don's boat...

You could re-sell it to Barnum and Bailey as a clown car...

The possibilities are endless. What are you waiting for... :?:  :D
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Hmmmmmm Thats a nice sumbitch...................dont let it get away dave...
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UGLY OLDS

QuoteI found another and this one gave me wood... Dave


Poor Dave ..He's at that age when he arouses sooooo  easily... :shock:

Sue better hide those "centerfold" books... :P

Waddaya  think Vance  :?:   Hormonal imbalance :?:  :?:  :oops:  :wink:

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EMSjunkie

Quote from: "UGLY OLDS"
QuoteI found another and this one gave me wood... Dave


Poor Dave ..He's at that age when he arouses sooooo  easily... :shock:

Sue better hide those "centerfold" books... :P

Waddaya  think Vance  :?:   Hormonal imbalance :?:  :?:  :oops:  :wink:

Bob...

Probably so.......or it could be AIDS :shock:  :oops:

more than likely......its an electrolyte imbalance rather than a hormonal imbalance.
there is a chemical in the pine berries they use to make Gin out of, that when taken in large doses, over a long period of time, will cause Dementia-like symptoms......especially after a long exposure to bright red objects :wink:

or it could be AIDS, I dunno :?

Vance
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