monday Morning Joke...

[flatoz]

Well it is 2.21 pm monday , so you will have to excuse me, will try to keep the profanity down, sure the admin's will let us know if its not kosher.

well an oldie but a goodie,



> > Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are excited about their decision to
> >
> > get married ... They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the
> >
> > way they pass a Chemist ...... Jacob suggests they go in.
> > Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
> >
> > The pharmacist answers "Yes".
> >
> > Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
> >
> > Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
> >
> > Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
> >
> > Pharmacist: "All kinds."
> >
> > Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?"
> >
> > Pharmacist: "Definitely."
> >
> > Jacob: "How about *?"
> >
> > Pharmacist: "Of course."
> >
> > Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"
> >
> > Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety..... the works!"
> >
> > Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson's
> > Disease?"
> >
> > Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
> >
> > Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
> >
> > Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes ..... why do you ask ,..... is there
> > something I can help you with?"
> >
> > Jacob says to the pharmacist: "We'd like to nominate your store as our
> > Bridal Gift Registry."

[Anonymous]

Hey Flatoz I have missed these but 32Coupe started them in the Aussie section of the Forum.

[32coupe]

Yeah, if you can't see the Aussie section, you will have to apply to Fatcat, and you will need at least two referees.
Now that may sound harsh, but we want to keep the riff raff out.  
You will just have to sweet talk a few of us to vouch for you.