Dentist

[enjenjo]

Monday I went to a new to me dentist. He happens to be Chinese. When he shot the Novocain in the tooth, a little leaked out. He mentioned that it tastes bad. I told him I used to farm, and in the spring we would spread manure on the fields. And if the wind was blowing the wrong way it would blow it back, and a piece or two would get in your mouth. And then I told him that from experience the Novocain tasted like S**T.

He did a nice job on my tooth, so I asked where he went to school? He said "University of Pennsylvania". So I told him he didn't sound like he was from Pennsylvania. He and the technician are rolling on the floor laughing. Then I told him about the two guys talking and one said " All there are at the University of Pennsylvania are Football players and Whores".  The other guy says" My wife went to the University of Pennsylvania". So the first guy says " Oh yeah, what position did she play'?

[idrivejunk]

:ha)

[jaybee]

LOL

So, I hear you're from Ohio...