Happy Fathers Day

Started by phat46, June 15, 2014, 02:53:26 PM

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phat46

Hope all the Dads have a great day. I slept in till almost 7, wife made me Belgian waffles, I washed my old truck and painted the side porch. Now I'm gonna sit and watch Napscar  and Tigers baseball!

river1

old joke but with you painting your porch

A blonde canvassed a wealthy neighborhood looking for odd jobs. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had anything for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"

"How about $50?"

The man agreed and told her the paint was in the garage. A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" he asked.

"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
Most people have a higher than average number of legs.

UGLY OLDS

Happy Fathers Day to all you Dads out there ....  );b(


Bob.... :wink:
1940 Oldsmobile- The "Ugly Olds"
1931 Ford sedan- Retirement project

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