Redneck EMS

[parklane]

Thought Vance EMSjunkie would like this one.

It seems that a couple of rednecks were out hunting one day when one of them clutched his chest and fell over. His buddy quickly calls 911 in a panic. When the operator answers, he tells her that his friend had a heart attack and is dead. Calmly, the operator says "well, lets make sure he is dead first". There is a short silence on the phone followed by a gun shot. The redneck comes back on the phone and says "OK, now what"??

John

[EMSjunkie]

Thought Vance EMSjunkie would like this one.

It seems that a couple of rednecks were out hunting one day when one of them clutched his chest and fell over. His buddy quickly calls 911 in a panic. When the operator answers, he tells her that his friend had a heart attack and is dead. Calmly, the operator says "well, lets make sure he is dead first". There is a short silence on the phone followed by a gun shot. The redneck comes back on the phone and says "OK, now what"??

John

I think I ran that call last Pheasant season    

here in Texas, its a state law, if you own a pick-up, you
gotta have a gun rack in the back window  

I appreciate your humor, if you have ever spent
any time around a bunch of health care providers, we
can be a pretty raunchy bunch  

Thanks for the chuckle  

Vance

[Rayvyn]

Thought Vance EMSjunkie would like this one.

It seems that a couple of rednecks were out hunting one day when one of them clutched his chest and fell over. His buddy quickly calls 911 in a panic. When the operator answers, he tells her that his friend had a heart attack and is dead. Calmly, the operator says "well, lets make sure he is dead first". There is a short silence on the phone followed by a gun shot. The redneck comes back on the phone and says "OK, now what"??

John

Here's a few Redneck scenes for ya:

[Rayvyn]

Thought Vance EMSjunkie would like this one.

It seems that a couple of rednecks were out hunting one day when one of them clutched his chest and fell over. His buddy quickly calls 911 in a panic. When the operator answers, he tells her that his friend had a heart attack and is dead. Calmly, the operator says "well, lets make sure he is dead first". There is a short silence on the phone followed by a gun shot. The redneck comes back on the phone and says "OK, now what"??

John

And what a Redneck does when he does have use of a lift...:

[EMSjunkie]

Ya'all take them pictures in the parking lot
of my job?  :?

some of them trucks look familiar.

Vance