ex wife

[enjenjo]

Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning one of his hot rods for an upcoming show.

His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks. ‟Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we're married maybe it is time you quit spending all your time out here in the garage and you probably should just consider selling all your cars.

Tom gets this horrified look on his face. She says, "Darling, what's wrong?‟

"There for a minute you were starting to sound like my ex-wife.‟

"Ex-wife!‟, she screams, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!!!!!!!‟

Tom's reply: "I wasn't‟.

[kb426]

LOL!

[58 Yeoman]

Good one, Frank.

[chimp koose]

    My first date with my wife of 30 years , I showed up to pick her up in a 20 year old truck with an open trailer on the back . "First we have to pick up my race car from the shop " , she was game and things have gone well ever since.

[jaybee]

I like it!

[58 Yeoman]

I read that to my wife, and she said she couldn't figure why a woman would do that. She went with me when I was looking for my 63 Galaxie...once to Missouri, and once to Michigan, then finally to near Chicago. When I was looking, she would come across a car and tell me about it, whether it was what I was looking for or not.

This year, she also went with me looking for my sub compact tractor. We'd make a day of it. Out of the blue last night, she said to not sell the Chevy. She likes it better than the Ford.

[idrivejunk]

:ha)

[348tripower]

[416Ford]

Thanks for the laugh Frank.
Vickie says that if we ever get divorced she is selling my streetrod to my neighbor for $1.00.

[enjenjo]

Thanks for the laugh Frank.
Vickie says that if we ever get divorced she is selling my streetrod to my neighbor for $1.00.

Tell her I don't live THAT far away.

[416Ford]

That would still make me suffer won't it. I'll let her know.

[bucketmouth]

Now that's funny