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[You idiot. How you been ol mate, havent seen you about in ages, you still trying to #### stir here. Talk laters ya old #####]

The Aussie version of "Driving Miss Daisy"...

Hey Mick, I know you're a changed man as of lately, but jeez, did ya' have to give up the roaring pipes for the sewing machine sound... :?:  
I'll bet she does all of 45mph...  
Do you roll down the window and yell "Vroom Vroom"... :?:    
That trunk is huge; big enough to carry your sandals and Coppertone down to the rainbow beach... :oops:  
Did you buy it because they have a rod run on Pot Luck dinner night at the bingo hall now... :?:  

Good gosh man, next thing ya' know, he'll be drivin' around in Knit polo shirts, black knee high socks and his pants pulled up around his chest...   Oh wait, he does that now...

Glad to see you back ya' slacker. Now go build a hot rod... :!:  
Just remember to be like a church going Boy Scout for awhile... );b(

Oh Yeah...nice ride... :!:  

You idiot.                
How you been ol mate, havent seen you about in ages, you still trying to #### stir here.        
Talk laters ya old #####      

Hey ya' dork, you haven't been kicked out of here yet... :?:  I'll have to talk to the management...
Yep, stirrin' trouble and up to no good...
Have you started anything on that * Tracy car yet, or are you still kickin' yourself for buying a rod with the horsepower of an electric razor... :?:  
I've seen 5 year olds push their little red wagons faster than that thing travels...    
Later...

You tosser mate, the Chev is still stock, wait till its rodded then shoot ya great mouth off.            
Your ok mate, bugger these humans.      
Why would I get booted from here, unless your behind it.    
Talk soon and take care mate.      

[You idiot. How you been ol mate, havent seen you about in ages, you still trying to * stir here. Talk laters ya old *]

The Aussie version of "Driving Miss Daisy"...

Hey Mick, I know you're a changed man as of lately, but jeez, did ya' have to give up the roaring pipes for the sewing machine sound... :?:  
I'll bet she does all of 45mph...  
Do you roll down the window and yell "Vroom Vroom"... :?:    
That trunk is huge; big enough to carry your sandals and Coppertone down to the rainbow beach... :oops:  
Did you buy it because they have a rod run on Pot Luck dinner night at the bingo hall now... :?:  

Good gosh man, next thing ya' know, he'll be drivin' around in Knit polo shirts, black knee high socks and his pants pulled up around his chest...   Oh wait, he does that now...

Glad to see you back ya' slacker. Now go build a hot rod... :!:  
Just remember to be like a church going Boy Scout for awhile... );b(

Oh Yeah...nice ride... :!:  

You idiot.                
How you been ol mate, havent seen you about in ages, you still trying to * stir here.        
Talk laters ya old *      

[I think you need help mate.]

That's the first I've told anyone I have a hairlip...
I even wear womens clothing....Shhhhhhh :?

I think you need help mate.            

[Because of the weather where I live in Australia, I decided to sell the 32 Bucket and by a 1936 Chev Sedan, Aussie Built.Below is my 32 I sold, along with a couple of pics of the 36 Chev and the Donor car I bought for the build. The donor car is a XJS Jag, 350 chev, T400 box, and Jag front and rear ends. Let the built begin. Sorry for the dial up guys.The 36 ChevThe Jag Donor Car]

Because of the weather where I live in Australia, I decided to sell the 32 Bucket and by a 1936 Chev Sedan, Aussie Built.
Below is my 32 I sold, along with a couple of pics of the 36 Chev and the Donor car I bought for the build. The donor car is a XJS Jag, 350 chev, T400 box, and Jag front and rear ends. Let the built begin.    
Sorry for the dial up guys.



The 36 Chev




The Jag Donor Car

[Thats the 4th time I've heard that story Mr Cool, and every version is different. Ya tosser]

I got a cheque (check) in the mail a while back, with an order for some gear, total value AU$28k, the cheque was for US$25k which is around US$33.5k.
Straight away I was suspicious, even though it was a cashiers cheque.
Anyway, I banked it and guess what? It was made of rubber.
Fortunately I wasnt charged any fees by my bank, and I didnt send anything either.
I had the cheque returned to me and I framed it, along with the letter from my bank and hung it on the wall. Its certainly a conversation piece on what couldve been.

Thats the 4th time I've heard that story Mr Cool, and every version is different. Ya tosser          

[Mate, I didnt see any of you at all, except Boris on my way home.And then I only had time to say hi. You would have seen the for sale sign on the 32, and my MOBILE NUMBER, so why didnt one of you tossers ring me. I could have swore at you all in person. So lets see the pictures. Or did they get wet.]

Hey Mick, nice of you to drop by and say hello at the drags on Sunday.......not.

We all had a sit in your rod and took photos while you were gone, hope you got it back on the trailer for the ride home and didnt get too wet

Mate, I didnt see any of you at all, except Boris on my way home.
And then I only had time to say hi.  
You would have seen the for sale sign on the 32, and my MOBILE NUMBER, so why didnt one of you tossers ring me.      
I could have swore at you all in person.      
So lets see the pictures.   Or did they get wet.  

[Oi, hows the wedding plans comming along.]

Oi, hows the wedding plans comming along.  
         

[OI, LADY, IS THIS WEDDING STILL ON]

OI, LADY, IS THIS WEDDING STILL ON      

[You'll have to give me a fews days to think about that one. I fail to see the humor.]

That's funny! Considering who it's directed to.

You'll have to give me a fews days to think about that one.  
I fail to see the humor.  

[Not sure if this has been done already here in oz, I know Mike Davidson has written a few books on it.I think his web site is http://www.flatattackracing.com.auHis email addy is mrd@bold.net.auI'm sure Mike will help you if he can, he's a very smart guy when it comes to flatties.]

Not sure if this has been done already here in oz, I know Mike Davidson has written a few books on it.
I think his web site is    http://www.flatattackracing.com.au
His email addy is  mrd@bold.net.au
I'm sure Mike will help you if he can, he's a very smart guy when it comes to flatties.

[Ok mate, i'll do my best to be there. Oh, Boris, can you pack extra sandwiches for the picnic, I don't have room in the bucket to carry them.]

Oh well... next time mate. I'll definitely be at Bobbin Head, so if you come down for that or the Meguiar's show the week before, I'll be around.

Ok mate, i'll do my best to be there.    
Oh, Boris, can you pack extra sandwiches for the picnic, I don't have room in the bucket to carry them.[/i]      

[Thats the guy I was asking if he knew you Boris and if he could point you out to me, he said he hadnt seen you, he was with 2 women.I met him at the Bathurst swap meet recently, he knew my 32 and some of the previous owners.]

...and just as I was getting in my car I saw Charlie Falzon go past. Glad I didn't miss this chance. Shot of the day I reckon.

Thats the guy I was asking if he knew you Boris and if he could point you out to me, he said he hadnt seen you, he was with 2 women.
I met him at the Bathurst swap meet recently, he knew my 32 and some of the previous owners.

[Yup, that would be yours truely.]

You mean this guy?

Yup, that would be yours truely.  

Yeah...and where was I...toiling away in my garage.....where you lot should be...in your garages :!: ...not soicialising and talking hot rod stuff with other rodders.....you all sound like those nerds on that HRI site.

Geezus Pep, you shoulda said you were gunna be in the shed working, I would have given the rod show the flick and came and helped you.    
Instead, I spent most of the day looking for bloody Boris.  

[Yup, that would be yours truely.]

You mean this guy?

Yup, that would be yours truely.  

[Now have a good look just above the bonet on this pickup, thats me sitting on one of those cement things haven a smoke. I was wearing a blue top, NSW footie shorts and sunnies. YA SNOB.]

Now have a good look just above the bonet on this pickup, thats me sitting on one of those cement things haven a smoke. I was wearing a blue top, NSW footie shorts and sunnies. YA SNOB.