The Rodding Roundtable
Motorhead Message Central => Rodder's Roundtable => Topic started by: TJ's Dad on March 17, 2005, 04:37:08 PM
Of course I love ya darling
you're a bloody top notch bird
and when I say ur gorgeous
I mean every single word
So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
it means that when I'm ready
there's somethin there to grab
So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
so long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms 'round there
Now a Sheila who is your age
has nice round perky *
they just gave in to gravity
but I know ya did ya best
I'm tellin ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think it's very sexy
that ya'v got dimples on ya thighs
I swear on me nanna's grave now
the moment that we met
I thought u was as good as I
was ever gonna get
No matter wot u look like
I'll always love ya dear
now shut up while the footys on
and get me another beer!
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Another late night at Ampitheatre?............Frank.
You need help mate. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Im sure Jenny would be flattered at that piece of art Mike.
Youve been on the turps again, havnt you....
Great poem!
Cop This :-
That fly, its looking at me,
I bet I could train it like a flea.
Doing loop the loops
or maybe flying through a hoop.
I'd call him Louie the fly after the TV ad.
We'd be rich and famous like his dad.
We'd go on talk shows doing the tricks.
Might even get on the flicks.
I could get him an outfit like Evel Knievel
He would be known as a dare devil.
Doing all kinds of dangerous acts,
like flying through a fish net.
Suddenly a wack,
well that the end of that.
My wife's just murdered Louie,
his body is awfully gooey.
Ah well what could I train next?
Something that's not a pest.
A nice red back spider will do,
train it to bite my wife too.
You're all class TJD
I'm betting TJD's class comes at a cost bcal :wink: What was that cost Mike?
You Ozzie Boys sound like Romantic types.
If that,s romantic,you should see how he hugs trees.......Frank.
Sorry You will have to explain the Hug Tree thing to me is this an Ozzie past time LOL.
Holly.
No Holly,The practice of tree hugging is the domain of a minority,there was a very touchy feel good shot of a tree hugger on the now departed HRI,one of my compatriots more skilled in computer use may be able to re display the said photo.........Frank.
Ah, so it's POMES (http://www.hotrodhandbooks.com.au/pomes.htm)you want, eh?
I love your poem ( Pome ? ) Straya. Choco. LOL. Reminds me of the Comedian Austen Tayshus and Auatrayliana and vegimite come to. LOL.
Holly.
Quote from: "Holly Carter"I love your poem ( Pome ? ) Straya. Choco. LOL. Reminds me of the Comedian Austen Tayshus and Auatrayliana and vegimite come to. LOL.
Holly.
Billy Birmingham was the brains behind that. Sandy just read it out.
Quote from: "Holly Carter"Sorry You will have to explain the Hug Tree thing to me is this an Ozzie past time LOL.
Holly.
To explain the situation breifly.
Many moons ago, Mike was trying to give away a free fridge, but as it had no beer in it, no-body wanted it.
I suggested he scrap it, and next thing he is a greenie tree-hugger for recycling his scrap metal, which he has done for many years anyway working as a towie picking up old cars from peoples yards.
This has been carried on for some time now, just keeps getting better all the time.
You know how it goes, the more a story is told, the better it gets. :D :D
The tree-hugger at work.
(http://www.kcsolar.com.au/images/mike3.jpg)
(http://www.kcsolar.com.au/images/mike4.jpg)
There were a few pix that someone modified from these, with "tree hugging hot rodders" etc on the back of the jacket.
There were quite a few variants on that theme, as well as a few other good titles but I dont have copies of them unfortunately, and they seem to have been removed from the site that was hosting them.
Maybe Dave can help on this, as I think he done a few of them.
A lady pops up and look at how eloquent Frank becomes and then Mr Cool (well known handbag user) explains the situation with great gusto ... both becoming "Toffs" i reckon !!
Now Holly as to how the pic came about ... we were having a BBQ n a quiet drink or 25, my dear wife (TJ's Mum) plied me with liquor to the point i had to relieve myself, hence i was behind the gum tree , she suggested i give the tree a hug , obviously in colusion with the said Mr Cool as he was the one who posted the pic first ... but as you know 'paybacks are sweet'
Mr Cool knows only too well his day is coming !!! :wink: :wink:
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Quote from: "Holly Carter"You Ozzie Boys sound like Romantic types.
You better believe it baby. :lol: :lol: :lol:
I am worried you guys have lost the Plot. Poems and stuff and flirting with a nice Lady.
Hello Holly. How you doin ?
Quote from: "MrTJ's Dad"A lady pops up and look at how eloquent Frank becomes and then Mr Cool (well known handbag user) explains the situation with great gusto ... both becoming "Toffs" i reckon !!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Well I must say at least MrCool and Mr38Hauler are being polite to Ms Holly.
Quote from: "Holly Carter"I love your poem ( Pome ? ) Straya. Choco. LOL. Reminds me of the Comedian Austen Tayshus and Auatrayliana and vegimite come to. LOL.
Holly.
Now I just finished writting a poem, and after seeing how the women like poems, I'm gunna call this one, The Ballad Of Holly Carter. :lol: :lol:
There was a young bloke from Lithgow
Who had a flattie that cud really go
At the drags he loved to nail her
But not on the road as she travelled by trailer
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I'll get back to you on that one. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote from: "TJ's Dad"A lady pops up and look at how eloquent Frank becomes and then Mr Cool (well known handbag user) explains the situation with great gusto ... both becoming "Toffs" i reckon !!
Thems big words from an old geezer Mike....
Mike is well known for stealing all the chocky biscuits too, so be careful if he ever shows his mug around at your place.
As for the handbag, that started out as a pic under construction of my tudor, and hanging from the chassis rail was a trans cooler, but with the lines attached someone suggested it was a handbag, Mike and his leather collection parted with a particular article and donated it to me for the purpose of taking foters, but keeps on taking it back after every meet. Bloody indian-giver. :roll: :lol:
QuoteNow Holly as to how the pic came about ... we were having a BBQ n a quiet drink or 25, my dear wife (TJ's Mum) plied me with liquor to the point i had to relieve myself, hence i was behind the gum tree , she suggested i give the tree a hug
Yeah, thats YOUR story, but we all know the truth Mike.
Quoteobviously in colusion with the said Mr Cool as he was the one who posted the pic first ... but as you know 'paybacks are sweet'
As if I would plan such a wicked thing on you with your wife, how dare you. It was all her idea (now that'll get em going :D ) It took her 3 weeks to send it to me coz YOU kept hanging around like a bad smell every time she got on the peecee.
BTW, I'll be waiting for it.
QuoteMr Cool knows only too well his day is coming !!! :wink: :wink:
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Yeah, my day is coming, its called a birthday Mike, my day to sit back and relax, but keep in mind yours is only a week after mine. :D :D
Anything you plan will be paid back too. :wink:
Quote from: "TISOK"Well I must say at least MrCool and Mr38Hauler are being polite to Ms Holly.
that is until we get to know how much crap she can take. :lol: :lol:
Hey Ralph, youve been known to be a poetic type, how about a poem for the tree-hugger?
Quote from: "Mr Cool"
that is until we get to know how much crap she can take. :lol: :lol:
Does you wife now about me MrCool. :lol: An Internet affair ? :lol: LOL.
This could be fun. :wink:
Holly.
Quote from: "Mr Cool"
Hey Ralph, youve been known to be a poetic type, how about a poem for the tree-hugger?
Put me on the spot MrCool.....
How about the Fellow called MrCool who believed his hand bag
was the place for carrying his tools.
Only a fool, could put a tool in his handbag.
Quote from: "Holly Carter"
Does you wife now about me Lithgow-Mick. :lol: An Internet affair ? :lol: LOL.
This could be fun. :wink:
Holly.
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Boys Please Stop fighting over me. :oops:
After all you do not know me at all. :shock: :?
Holly.
And Mick I do not go out with Guys that need trailers for the Rod. :lol: LOL.
Quote from: "Holly Carter"
And Mick I do not go out with Guys that need trailers for the Rod. :lol: LOL.
Well thats great, cause my 32 has NEVER been ona Trailor. :wink:
Quote from: "MrLithgow-Mick"
Well thats great, cause my 32 has NEVER been ona Trailor. :wink:
Hmmmm, Not what we have seen by the photos MrTJ'sDad posted with the trailer.
Quote from: "Lithgow-Mick"
Well thats just great, cause my 32 is always broken down and on a Trailer. So I never meet nice Ladies in waiting.
Over, Finished, before it even started. :? :cry: :cry: :cry: :? :(
I told you I did not like trailers. :-o LOL. :lol:
Holly.
Quote from: "Holly Carter"Quote from: "Lithgow-Mick"
Well thats just great, cause my 32 is always broken down and on a Trailer. So I never meet nice Ladies in waiting.
Over, Finished, before it even started. :? :cry: :cry: :cry: :? :(
I told you I did not like trailers. :-o LOL. :lol:
Holly.
WOW, my 1st ever knock back. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote from: "Lithgow-Mick"Quote from: "Holly Carter"Quote from: "Lithgow-Mick"
Well thats just great, cause my 32 is always broken down and on a Trailer. So I never meet nice Ladies in waiting.
Over, Finished, before it even started. :? :cry: :cry: :cry: :? :(
I told you I did not like trailers. :-o LOL. :lol:
Holly.
WOW, my 1st ever knock back. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Gee, Mick, and on your first attempt...
( I didn't know voyuerism could be so much fun...)
As MrDave may say "Brakes".
Quote from: "Holly Carter"Quote from: "Mr Cool"
that is until we get to know how much crap she can take. :lol: :lol:
Does you wife now about me MrCool. :lol: An Internet affair ? :lol: LOL.
This could be fun. :wink:
Holly.
Nope
Nah, not possible.
well maybe..............
Quote from: "Holly Carter"Boys Please Stop fighting over me. :oops:
After all you do not know me at all. :shock: :?
Holly.
And Mick I do not go out with Guys that need trailers for the Rod. :lol: LOL.
Well Im stuffed, my tudor has been on a trailer heaps of times. :cry: How else am I supoposed to move it around while under construction.
Sorry Holly, looks like we have to end our affair now.
PS This is where the old fart Mike steps in, so be careful Holly. :lol: And he's married too, or do you prefer it that way?
Quote from: "TISOK"Quote from: "Mr Cool"
Hey Ralph, youve been known to be a poetic type, how about a poem for the tree-hugger?
Put me on the spot MrCool.....
How about the Fellow called MrCool who believed his hand bag
was the place for carrying his tools.
Only a fool, could put a tool in his handbag.
I take that as a compliment from someone who has an affair with a sheep....... :shock:
Quote from: "TJ's Dad"Now Holly as to how the pic came about ...
we were having a quiet drink and my dear wife, who drove me that way, suggested i give the tree a hug to make it feel better and it worked.
I love hugging trees
And heres the proof
(http://www.hot-rod.com.au/forumimages/mike5.jpg)
QuoteAnd heres the proof
GRRRRRRRRRR .... you just had too !!! :twisted: :twisted:
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Quote from: "Mr Cool"
Well Im stuffed, my tudor has been on a trailer heaps of times. :cry: How else am I supoposed to move it around while under construction.
Sorry Holly, looks like we have to end our affair now.
See I told you I do not like Trailers.
Quote from: "Mr Cool"
(http://www.hot-rod.com.au/forumimages/mike5.jpg)
Now this looks like a nice man big friendly and he gives great Hugs.
What a pity he is married.
Quote from: "TJ's Dad"QuoteAnd heres the proof
GRRRRRRRRRR .... you just had too !!! :twisted: :twisted:
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Hug one tree, and you can never live it down.
Quote from: "Holly Carter"Quote from: "Mr Cool"
(http://www.hot-rod.com.au/forumimages/mike5.jpg)
Now this looks like a nice man big friendly and he gives great Hugs.
What a pity he is married.
Well he's not really hugging the tree, I think from the pic you can work out what he is up to. :lol: :lol: :lol:
What a pity he is married. That's what his wife says to him as well. :shock:
Quote from: "Holly Carter"Sell the Trailor Lithgow-Mick and where still on. LOL
Really.[/i] :lol: :lol: :lol:
Mick, If i was you I would give up now and avoid any embarrassment.
Quote from: "Lithgow-Mick"
What a pity he is married. That's what his wife says to him as well. :shock:
I think he must have a lovely wife. I think he must give her hugs :wink: :oops: this way to. LOL. :lol:
Holly.
Quote from: Even if you can Sell the Trailor Lithgow-Mickey and even then we are still NOT on and it will never happen. LOL
Really. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yes Really. You have a trailer History. You know what they say about those who move the Rod on or live in Trailers. :roll: :wink: :lol: LOL.
Holly.
Quote from: "Holly Carter"Quote from: Even if you can Sell the Trailor Lithgow-Mickey and even then we are still NOT on and it will never happen. LOL
Really. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yes Really. You have a trailer History. You know what they say about those who move the Rod on or live in Trailers. :roll: :wink: :lol: LOL.
Holly.
No, Ms Thermoquad: We're bushies down here. What DO they say about folks who move Rods or live in trailers?
Quote from: "jeffa"
No, Ms Thermoquad: We're bushies down here.
Thermoquad :?: LOL :lol: Bushies :?: LOL :lol:
Sorry you type with a funny Ozzie accent....LOL :lol: :?
Holly.
You guys, a young lady gets on here and you go all ga-ga. I have to agree with Holly Carter though, Trailers belong BEHIND rods, not under them! Just to prove that trailers belong behind rods here is a trailer load of Lowrider pushbikes behind the 40 coupe! I had to unload the trailer from the car to race, though I was tempted to run around the Thunderdome with the trailer behind! I have a poem here somewhere about my 40 too but might leave it out! Hey the song 'Love Song' was by AC/DC by the way! Bet some of you never knew they sang a 'love ballad'? And TISOK 'She's got the jack' was NOT a love ballad, even though you thought it was.
(http://www.hot-rod.com.au/forumimages/coupetrailer.jpg)
Quote from: "Dave"You guys, a young lady gets on here and you go all ga-ga. I have to agree with Holly Carter though, Trailers belong BEHIND rods, not under them! Just to prove that trailers belong beind rods here is a trailer load of Lowrider pushbikes behind the 40 coupe! I had to unload the trailer from the car to race though I was tempted to run around the Thunderdome with the trailer behind!
(http://www.hot-rod.com.au/forumimages/coupetrailer.jpg)
Here he is the man of my dreams, he knows what a trailer is for.LOL :lol: I love that 40 Coupe :D :) but I think it :cry: needs a wash an cleen up. LOL.
Holly.
Found another picture! Holly I don't think you want to know what Mike was really doing with that tree!
(http://www.hot-rod.com.au/forumimages/mike8.jpg)
QuoteHere he is the man of my dreams, he knows what a trailer is for.LOL
Thanks but I am already the man of someone else's dreams! (or nightmares but you would have to ask her which!)
QuoteI love that 40 Coupe but I think it needs a wash an cleen up. LOL.
I love it too but sadly I live on a dirt road and the kangaroos and emus kick up a lot of dust round here. It actually looks quite good clean and with the caps back on, but it doesn't stay that way for long! Don't worry though Dolly had a nice fast ride down the drag strip so it still goes okay and that is the main thing! Not much point looking like Brad Pitt if you go like the Pope!
Quote from: "Dave"Found another picture! Holly I don't think you want to know what Mike was really doing with that tree!
(http://www.hot-rod.com.au/forumimages/mike8.jpg)
I'm told he is married :cry: Nice Jacket. LOL
Holly.
Quote from: "Dave"Thanks but I am already the man of someone else's dreams! (or nightmares but you would have to ask her which!)
Another married man, Lucky Lady to have a guy with a nice Coupe :lol: LOL.
Quote from: "Dave"I love it too but sadly I live on a dirt road and the kangaroos and emus kick up a lot of dust round here. It actually looks quite good clean and with the caps back on, but it doesn't stay that way for long! Don't worry though Dolly had a nice fast ride down the drag strip so it still goes okay and that is the main thing! Not much point looking like Brad Pitt if you go like the Pope!
So you only race on Sundays LOL :?: :lol:
Holly.
Yep he is happily married. She's happy and he's married!
Quote from: "Dave"You guys, a young lady gets on here and you go all ga-ga. I have to agree with Holly Carter though,
And who's going all ga-ga now Dave?
Back in Black was also an ACDC hit, but I doubt they were thinking of the forty when they wrote it though.
Quote from: "Mr Cool"
And who's going all ga-ga now Dave?
Back in Black was also an ACDC hit, but I doubt they were thinking of the forty when they wrote it though.
And I recall that song it had words to the effect "I need a
( edit )" :roll: :!: :oops:
Sorry Guys No thanks LOL. :lol: LOL. This is not the place for that okay LOL. :lol:
Holly.
QuoteNice Jacket. LOL
These Internet jackets are cool! I can write anything you want one there, just ask me!
QuoteSo you only race on Sundays LOL
Not quite sure you got the meaning of my Brad Pitt and the Pope reference? Hope I don't have to explain it! I will race pretty much anyday!
QuoteBack in Black was also an AC/DC hit, but I doubt they were thinking of the forty when they wrote it though.
No probably not but I was thinking of the song when I changed the nickname on the back of the car in about 1991. Was one of my favourite songs of the 'new' AC/DC. I actually always preferred the earlier Bon Scott version of the band and still do today. And Holly Carter I think you have the wrong song. Those words do not appear in 'back in black'. Maybe another AC/DC song? I looked at some of my AC/DC lyrics here and couldn't find it though? Do you have the wrong band? I will keep looking but please explain.
Quote from: "Dave"Not quite sure you got the meaning of my Brad Pitt and the Pope reference? Hope I don't have to explain it! I will race pretty much anyday!
So you mean really your 40 Kinda looks good like Brad Pitt :lol: but runs like the Pope Mobile LOL :lol: LOL.
Quote from: "Dave"And Holly Carter I think you have the wrong song. Those words do not appear in 'back in black'. Maybe another AC/DC song? I looked at some of my AC/DC lyrics here and couldn't find it though? Do you have the wrong band? I will keep looking but please explain.
LOL I have the Album 'Back in Black", Yes LOL those words :wink: :shock: are used LOL :lol: A different version to what you have LOL :lol:
Holly.
Quote
These Internet jackets are cool! I can write anything you want one there, just ask me!
So I've noticed !!
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I think i've gotta get one of those jackets :D Does the text change as your mood does - cause if so anyone that rides on my tail will be in for a shock :shock:
QuoteI think i've gotta get one of those jackets Does the text change as your mood does
Yep, we can cahnge it to anything at all. How about this Bern_32 (or should that be Bern_28 now?)
(http://www.hot-rod.com.au/forumimages/mike9.jpg)
QuoteSo you mean really your 40 Kinda looks good like Brad Pitt but runs like the Pope Mobile LOL
You poor misguided sole, it means there aint much point being all show and no go! The forty doesn't have a whole lot of show these days (although if I washed it maybe), but it sure does go good still! I think TISOK has a car that goes something like the pope mobile.
QuoteI have the Album 'Back in Black", Yes LOL those words are used LOL A different version to what you have LOL
Sure must be a different version to the one I have. Perhaps you can enlighten me with the lyrics of your version? Not one of those hillbilly versions is it?
Quote from: "Dave"
(http://www.hot-rod.com.au/forumimages/mike9.jpg)
So we're back to the original jacket now huh?
Quote from: "Dave"Sure must be a different version to the one I have. Perhaps you can enlighten me with the lyrics of your version? Not one of those hillbilly versions is it?
Oh No, not a Hillbilly version the real AceyDecy thing. LOL Now How can I get the lyrics for that song to you LOL. :lol: :roll: I could not write them down and post here LOL :lol: Maybe not. :roll:
Holly.
PM's are good, unless of course you are wrong about those words!
Quote from: "Dave"PM's are good, unless of course you are wrong about those words!
Well I suppose I will just have to play it and write the word down for you. LOL :lol: :wink:
Holly.
an AC-DC lyrics page
http://www.bcdc.ca/lyrics.html
hope it helps settle things
later jim
Quote from: "river1"an AC-DC lyrics page
http://www.bcdc.ca/lyrics.html
hope it helps settle things
later jim
Hi Jim, What a gentleman you have been.LOL. :lol: . Sorry no help to me as my version of Back in Black has an F :oops: word in it :lol: LOL.
Lyrics do appear to be a variation to what I have LOL :roll: :lol:
And I do have the AceyDecy Back in Black Album. 1980. LOL.
Holly.
QuoteSorry no help to me as my version of Back in Black has an F word in it
So do the proper lyrics. The word is Flack, that is with an F!
QuoteAnd I do have the AceyDecy Back in Black Album. 1980. LOL
Oh Holly, if you are really 26 as you say, then you were either 1 or 2 when Back in Black was released. And you have the 1980 version? Must have been a quick learner! I think an earlier AC/DC song may have you summed up! It was called "shes got balls!"
Triple J Radio ( Aust ) had a session on ACDC Thursday morning. I did not hear it all but what I did hear was interesting.
Simon.